Overheard in ohare airport

Random guy after checking me out in horribly long line for taxi: where
are you goin?
Me? Out of patience from spending entire flight next to 2 13-year-old
girls coming home from camp: Evanston.
Guy: Memphis?
Me: the suburbs
Guy: Never mind.
Never mind is right.
Yes, I'm blogging in a taxi. It's kind of making me sick.